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Mortartube | 15:45 Tue 02nd Dec 2008 | Jokes
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Two snowmen in a field.

One says to the other. "Can you smell carrots"?
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Avatar Image GetOverIt
Reminds me of

Two parrots sitting on a perch.

One says to the other, " Can you smell fish ? "
15:48 Tue 02nd Dec 2008
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I know I shouldn't but lol.
15:48 Tue 02nd Dec 2008
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And .... Two cannibals eating a clown.

One says to the other, " Does this taste funny to you ? "
15:50 Tue 02nd Dec 2008
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15:55 Tue 02nd Dec 2008
Avatar Image GetOverIt
There's another one about two prostitues in a bar, but it's a bit rude !
15:56 Tue 02nd Dec 2008
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That is one drunken snowman, dustypuss !
15:57 Tue 02nd Dec 2008
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That's very clever dustypuss.
15:58 Tue 02nd Dec 2008
Avatar Image JonnyBoy12
What's is that one, getoverit? I don't think I have heard that one before. I could use a laugh.
15:59 Tue 02nd Dec 2008
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pmsl love it .
16:00 Tue 02nd Dec 2008
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OKay, I did warn you.

Two prostitutes in a bar.

One says to the other, " Can you smell sperm?"

" I'm sorry," says the other one, " I've just burped".
16:01 Tue 02nd Dec 2008
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2 snowmen in a pet shop

One says to the other "Can you smell parrots"?
16:41 Tue 02nd Dec 2008

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