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Bloke staggers into a hospital
with two black eyes, severe cuts and bruises to the face, three teeth missing and a 7-iron wrapped around his neck.
"What on earth happened to you?" said the Doctor.
"Well," says the bloke, "I was playing golf with my wife, when she sliced a ball into a field. After searching for it for 10 minutes, I noticed it sticking out of a cow's f*nny. I lifted the cow's tail, and shouted: This looks like yours". "I don't remember much after that"
"What on earth happened to you?" said the Doctor.
"Well," says the bloke, "I was playing golf with my wife, when she sliced a ball into a field. After searching for it for 10 minutes, I noticed it sticking out of a cow's f*nny. I lifted the cow's tail, and shouted: This looks like yours". "I don't remember much after that"
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