Bloke staggers into a hospital

[lesblue]

with two black eyes, severe cuts and bruises to the face, three teeth missing and a 7-iron wrapped around his neck.
"What on earth happened to you?" said the Doctor.
"Well," says the bloke, "I was playing golf with my wife, when she sliced a ball into a field. After searching for it for 10 minutes, I noticed it sticking out of a cow's f*nny. I lifted the cow's tail, and shouted: This looks like yours". "I don't remember much after that"

[tonyav]

i like it les.