funny bumper stickers

badcompany | 00:08 Wed 31st Dec 2008 | ChatterBank

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� So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!

� I need someone really bad... are you really bad?

� Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

� Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

� I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

� The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.

� My kid had sex with your honor student.

� Don't hit me. My lawyer's in jail.

� If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

� Help wanted: Telepathy ... you know where to apply.

� Hang up and drive.

� Lord save me from your followers.

� Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.

� Born again pagan.

� God must love stupid people, he made so many.

� I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.

� Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

� Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.

� Wink, I'll do the rest!

� I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

� Ax me about Ebonics

� Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel

� Boldly going nowhere

� CATS: The other white meat

� CAUTION - Driver legally blonde!

� Warning: I intentionally run over small, furry animals.

� Don't be sexist - broads hate that

� Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway

� Heart Attacks...God's Revenge for Eating His Animal Friends

� He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged

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