protection............

[stokemaveric]

what does an essex girl use for protection during sex?....a bus shelter............what do you call a scouse girl wearing a white track suit?................the bride...........

[BillySugger]

Ahh 2 very old jokes making there first outing of the year - makes you glad

[stokemaveric]

well i never heard them till last nite.........lol

[carrust]

How does an Essex girl keep her ankles warm?

With her knickers!

[lesblue]

How can you tell when a Scouse girl has an orgasm? She drops her chips.

[ll_billym]

What do you call a scouser in a suit?


Guilty.

[kinell]

what do northern girls put behind their ears to attract the men?



their ankles.