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Mike was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows. "Twenty quid" she whispers. He'd never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the heck, its only twenty quid. So they hide in the bushes. They're going at it for a couple of minutes when all of a sudden a light flashes on them, it's a police officer. "What's going on here, people?" asks the officer. "I'm making love to my wife," Mike answers indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know." "Well," Mike says, "neither did I until you shone that light on her face.
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