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swansgal | 00:09 Mon 26th Jan 2009 | Jokes
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Pete and Mary were walking home from the pub. Mary says I need a pee and goes behind a bush and drops her knickers. Feeling horny Pete puts his hand through the bush and feels something dangling between Mary's legs. He says "have you change your sex?" Mary says "no, ive changed my mind im having a shi*.
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Disgusting
04:09 Mon 26th Jan 2009
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..but dead funny!
13:17 Mon 26th Jan 2009
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pmsl lol
13:44 Tue 27th Jan 2009
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v. good
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