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Jesus heals
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An Irishman, Aussie and Scouser in a bar. One says to the others "Isn't that Jesus over there?" So they all have a drink sent over to him.
A few minutes later Jesus comes across and says "Who bought me the Guinness?" to which the Irishman says "Me". Jesus shakes him by the hand and the Irishman feels his frozen shoulder is cured.
Jesus asks "Who bought me the lager?" to which the Aussie nods. Jesus shakes him by the hand and the Aussie finds his paralysed right side becomes fully functional.
Jesus then says to the Scouser "So you must have bought me the bitter?" to which the Scouser replies "Stay away from me, I'm on Incapacity benefit"!!!!!
A few minutes later Jesus comes across and says "Who bought me the Guinness?" to which the Irishman says "Me". Jesus shakes him by the hand and the Irishman feels his frozen shoulder is cured.
Jesus asks "Who bought me the lager?" to which the Aussie nods. Jesus shakes him by the hand and the Aussie finds his paralysed right side becomes fully functional.
Jesus then says to the Scouser "So you must have bought me the bitter?" to which the Scouser replies "Stay away from me, I'm on Incapacity benefit"!!!!!
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