Free Drinks

[Seafarer1966]

Three Irishmen in a bar trying to outdo each other.
Jaysus and Holy Father in my local pub you buy three drinks and the third pint is free, says Mick.
That's nowt, in my local boozer you buy one drink and the other's free, says Paddy.
Ha, I can beat that, says Eugene...in my local pub you get ten drinks free then someone takes you out the back and you get laid so hard you can hardly walk the next day!
Mick and Paddy are impressed, did that happen to yourself Eugene?
Eugene replies well not me actually but me sister swears it's true!

[carlton23]

Nah, 3/10