Can you all keep me busy please!!

[yinyang]

Right _ I need to be kept occupied for the next forty five mins or so while my husband is away at the out of hours clinic with my 6 year old. I know it's just the tail end of a bug and i know shell be fine but i get a bit panicky these days so need jokes , funny stories, you tube clips anything to kee me busy until i get a phone call, Please guys!

[bigmamma]

I'll start by reassuring you honey , it's natural to worry , they'll be back before you know it , hugs for your 6 yr old xxx

[afcjan]

a friend of mine keeps her panic alarm in her pocket and on the way to work today someone pushed past her , pushing her into a wall. anyway as she hit the wall, it triggered off her panic alarm and she couldnt turn the thing off. she was well embrarrassed. it wouldnt have been so bad if she had been in a nice area, but she was walking through a dodgy estate at the time.

she intends to keep it in her bag tomorrow .

its not a very funny story I know, but I hope it takes yr mind off worrying about yr little un.

[silverlace]

Can't think of any jokes yinyang but I can sympathise with you. I know any worries about kids is magnetised in your mind becaues they are so precious to us. We have all been there.

[yinyang]

Hello bigmamma, haven't spoken to you for a while, how are you keeping these days?
I know I'm being daft but will feel better once I ce had the phone call. At least we got an appt time so it's not a case of hanging around for hours.

[stokemaveric]

hope things are ok ying yang im sure they will be x.....

[yinyang]

Thanks afc, your poor friend. I hate these alarm things, i just stick my keys through my fingers to give me freddy krueger nails when i'm out walking with the intention of swiping anyone who comes near me.

Hello too,silverlace - i know what you mean.
It's her ( and her twin's of course ) birthday on thursday so I really hope she's better for then.

[bigmamma]

It is quite a while isn't it yingyang , have you been on here and I've missed you or have you been away for a while ? Either way it's lovely to see you again . I'm fine thank you honey . xxx

[bigmamma]

Hee , yes stompe will come up with a youtube for you :-D

[bigmamma]

http://www.funnyandjokes.com/

[silverlace]

T he cow is of the bovine ilk , one end is moo, the other milk. There you go a funny poem. Written by Ogden Nash I think. If I am wrong I expect somebody will tell me.

[Coppertop84]

Poor little thing. Hope she feels better soon yinyang.

xxx

[stompe]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRs--SBN4pA
hope this helps Yinyang!

[yinyang]

Ok, big sigh of relief. Husband has just phoned and they're on the way home. As i thought just been hit hard by a nasty bug. I know i seem like a neurotic so and so; it's just bad timing. Tomorrow would have been my dad's birthday and he was so well and happy when we all went out for his 60th 2 years ago and he was really ill a month later and gone a few months after that. Yuurgh, really need to pull myself together here1
Ahem...
Thank you, stoke - i hope things are getting a bit better for you.
Bigmamma i've not been on so much lately. Still check in a lot even if i don't post.
Thanks to all others who have helped me keep, if not sane, then a little less crazy.

[yinyang]

Stompe, that clip has really made me laugh.
God help the boyfriends that my daughters bring home - my husband says he will greet them in full ninja gear

[bigmamma]

Glad she'll be ok , nasty bugs going round this year honey .
You have a lot to deal with just now sweetie , with your fathers memory too , ((( hug ))) xxx

[stompe]

Lol@ Yinyang, theres more where that came from! Enjoy

[carrot99]

A few years ago my daughter's dog ran away and when we got her back from Battersea they said keep an eye on her in case she's picked anything up or has caught kennel cough. A few days later my daughter was worried that the dog had a cough - I said it's just a cough and she's doing it for attention as every little noise you run and pick her up and baby her. 3am Monday morning my daughter rings up crying "mum, she's coughing, she's got kennel cough, she's coughing, she's dying etc etc" . I found an all night vet, picked my daughter and dog up and we got to the vet about 4am. Daughter and dog go in with vet, ten minutes later back out, daughter and dog both smiling. I said all ok, yes they both nod, so i said wait for me in car while I pay the bill. �95 on my card but I was pleased the dog would survive. Thanked vet and assistant profusely, gave the assistant a �5 for their tea and biscuits and went and got in car. As we drove off I asked daughter what was wrong with the dog? " oh it's just a cough, nothing wrong with her at all" she said with a happy smile!!! �100 for a second opinion on a cough!