Pc can be fun, female version!!

[CJ242]

Politically Correct Terms For Females
She does not have : BIG HOOTERS, Her : CUPS RUNNETH OVER
She is not : TOO SKINNY, She is : SKELETALLY PROMINENT
She does not : SHAVE HER LEGS, She experiences : TEMPORARY STUBBLE REDUCTION
She does not : SUN BATHE, She experiences : SOLAR ENHANCEMENT
Her breast will never : SAG, They will : LOSE THEIR VERTICAL HOLD
She does not : SHOP TOO MUCH, She is : OVERLY SUSCEPTIBLE TO MARKETING PLOYS
She is not : EASY, She is : HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE
She does not : HATE SPORTS ON TV, She is : ATHLETICALLY BIASED
You do not ask her : TO DANCE, You request a : PRE-COITAL RHYTHMIC EXPERIENCE
She is not : A GOSSIP, She is a : VERBAL TERMINATOR
She does not : WORK OUT TOO MUCH, She is an : ABDOMINAL OVERACHIEVER
She does not have : A GREAT BUTT, She is : GLUTEUS TO THE MAXIMUS
She is not : HOOKED ON SOAP OPERAS, She is : MELODRAMATICALLY FIXATED
She is not : COLD OR FRIGID, She is : THERMALLY INCOMPATIBLE
She does not : GET PMS, She becomes : HORMONALLY HOMICIDAL
She does not : WEAR TOO MUCH MAKE-UP, She is : COSMETICALLY OVERSATURATED
She does not have : GREAT CLEAVAGE, Her breasts are : CENTRALLY LOCATED
She will never : GAIN WEIGHT, She will become : A METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER
She is not : A SCREAMER, She is : VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE
She does not have : A KILLER BODY, She is : TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE
She is not : A BAD COOK, She is : MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE
She is not : A BAD DRIVER, She is : AUTOMOTIVELY CHALLENGED
She does not : GET DRUNK, She becomes : VERBALLY DYSLEXIC
She does not : CUT YOU OFF, She becomes : VOCALLY INACCESSIBLE
She does not have : BIG HAIR, She is : OVERLY AEROSOLED

[Ice.Maiden]

That could mean noses, knobby.