One of them was Chinese. He asked me, "Where's yer bin?" I said I'd been to Mauritius. "No. Where's yer weely bin?" "Well I've really been to Brighton but don't tell the neighbours." > > > > > I believe a daily dose of pun can be gooD AND Yven BEANOficial. Sorry if they're sometimes childish but my archive was built in 30 years as a teacher.