What use is an overweight security guard.

[lindylou16]

I just came back from Asda,where i was by the meat counter when a guy just nicked a joint of beef and the too fat to run security guard shouted 'Oi, what you doing with that?' at him

To which he replied, mash, peas, carrots and gravy you nosey sod.

[Rosetta]

lol.

[puddicat]

I used to work security with blue chip clients didnt wear a uniform the most horrible job on earth and low pay!!

[lindylou16]

Did you keep the uniform? I love men in uniform

[hailthechimp]

Did you keep the uniform? I love men in uniform

Not school uniform surely?

[paraffin]

Love it!! Funnily enough, I've just got back home with my missus from our Asda. But I wasn't doing the shopping - she does the technical stuff in our house.

I can tell you, though, that security guard would probably have caught my missus is she'd nicked anything! She's not exactly Kelly Homes.

Luckily for me, she's in the kitchen at the moment cooking my dinner and can't see this!!!!!!

[lindylou16]

If she did No dinner for you

[paraffin]

She's extremely understanding and has a fabulous sense of humour - (She NEEDS to have!)

[gina32]

why is it that the greeters in stores, mainly asda i think, hear the alarm going off when someone walks out with, sometimes, nicked stuff and just stand looking at them???

[craft1948]

I once walked out of Tesco and the cashier hadn't removed a security tag - I walked out - set the alarm off and had to walk back in to ask a security guard if it was me - he hadn't even moved.

[theonlyone]

Pay peanuts ..not a lot of interest ...

[hailthechimp]

Pay peanuts ..not a lot of interest ... Damned right too!

[daniela31]

you pay peanuts...................you get monkeys.

[hailthechimp]

you pay peanuts...................and you get the chimp!

[hailthechimp]

LOL,funny stuff.

[paraffin]

C'mon Gina - If it was you on the minimum wage, would you endanger your own safety tackling some drugs-raddled scumbag who'd just nicked a carton of milk and a Cadbury's flake?

[puddicat]

had a guy stealing from markies a small individual trifle,no wasy was i going to tackle a 6ft 2inch gorilla!!!