An Amish boy and his father were in a mall.

[McMouse]

They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this Father?"

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded,
"Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with
amazement, a fat, old lady in a wheel chair moved up
to the moving walls and pressed a button.

The walls opened and the lady rolled between them
into a small room.

The walls closed and the boy and his father watched
the small circular numbers above the walls light up
sequentially. They continued to watch until it
reached the last number and then the numbers began
to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous
24-year-old blonde stepped out.

The father said quietly to his son:

"Go get your mother".

[paraffin]

I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VERY un-pee cee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[devil99]

LOL great joke!!!!

[denis567]

McMouse must be from the States. We don't use the word elevator in the UK, it is a lift.

[squarebear]

or mall and we don't have many Amish here either Denis.

Great joke by the way :-)

[Beatrice35]

Loved this :-) Thanks McMouse for sharing this joke. My cup of cha! Muchas gracias.
Bea :-)