Things that made me chuckle this last weekend....

[Bbbananas]

... doesn't mean you will, but I did.

I actually met a very nice lady who introduced herself as (truly) Diana Rear (or Rhea, Rea.. not really sure). It didn't click with me at first why she insisted on peeps calling her Diana & not under any circumstances to shorten her name to Di. Apparently her husband calls her Di, & she hates him for it. ;-)

I'm not saying that a local car dealer around my way is dyslexic - but he had a 4-wheel drive in his forecourt with a big handwritten sign in the windscreen saying "For Slae". You would think someone would point this out to him wouldn't you?

Made me laugh...

[Beatrice35]

V good. Am dyslexic too yet can laugh at self so enjoyed this one ;-) Sallabananas thanks for making me chuckle this a.m :-)!! Warmest wishes on a sunny St Patrick's Day,
Bea :-)

[bigmamma]

Hee , that's funny sallabananas !
xxx

[ummmm]

A massive sign in a shop window that I pass everyday.

CLOSEING DOWN SALE. It was there for months.

[Beatrice35]

ummmm- Do you think the extra E means Eventually ;-)
Warm wishes, Bea :-)

[Bbbananas]

I'm not particularly mocking the dyslexic - I just can't believe no-one has yet (from at least last Friday to the following Sunday evening) pointed it out to him. Bless.

[Joy11]

Morning Salla and the other peeps, reminds me of two of our famous band/singer from this neck of the woods, Dire Straits and M'Bro's Chris Rea, should they ever team up and do a charity record, would call themselved "Direarea?

[carrust]

Saw this in a shop window; Ears pierced while you wait!

[Bbbananas]

I love that one carrust. I wonder if they do bellybuttons while you wait as well (or, would you have to come back later for that - being as it takes longer & is more complicated....?!)

[Beatrice35]

sallabananas- Never said you were mocking the dyslexic + loved the joke :-) anyhow. It is a fine joke!! Know an un PC joke that makes me chuckle yet if posted it here people would say am being racist which am not in the slightest as love/respect all nations 100 % for sure. Yet will risk it by sharing it here with you guys:- If you spin a China man around in circles several times over what does he become? Disorientated!

Like play on word jokes probably why really loved The Two Ronnies humour :-)

Warm wishes, Bea :-)

[Bbbananas]

Beatrice, I would never dream of calling you racist!! That made me chuckle - disorientated indeed ;-)

You just can't beat the fork handles type of joke can you?

[mccfluff]

love it, at one of the pubs here you can have a 'ham and tomatoe' sandwich

[Bbbananas]

do they have much room for a mushroom mcfluff??