Perfect Date

[lobster]

For a bit of fun describe your perfect date, or your night out nightmares!

[cardboard]

georgit79

[Octavius]

I agree with cardboard, but MissZippy sounds fun

[Miss Zippy]

Why, thank you Octavius. I am a bit of a handful :o)

[Octavius]

Good, good.  More than a handful's a waste  :o)

[natalie_1982]

cardboard, is that perfect date or nightmare night out?

[laura_h]

On here?? Well, that would have to be cardboard. If he's as funny in real life, that would be too good to be true.

[georgit79]

blush blush swoon giggle.

 

Ok, if I'm your perfect date, can you handle this?:

drinks and picnic on the beach at nighttime, followed by a romantic stroll to a schmoosy (I think I just made that word up) bar for more drinks and talking....

I'd like to say I'm a lady and it would end here, but it wouldn't be a perfect date without sex as I'd just be left feeling frustrated! Have I just shared too much?....

[georgit79]

And boys...is more than a handful a waste?

[cardboard]

Ooops, didnt say, did I? I'll go for.... perfect date.

[SKCOLL]

A perfect date would be a small thatched cottage somewhere in the Hebrides with a roaring peat/turf fire.  Sitting on sheepskins drinking a lovely wine and eating some delicious food that was cooked together.  And then.....

[SKCOLL]

And is more than a handful a waste........definitely not, it's just needs more attention.

[bernardo]

Peter Phillips

[lobster]

all good, keep them coming.  bernardo,  have you ever met Peter Phillips?

[sprogglin]

i miss Doolallygirl, she was always fun.

[KittyGlitter]

Perfect date: walking along a tropical, private beach at sunset. Later, drinking champagne or nice wine at a luxury apartment overlooking the beach, looking at the stars and talking about everything and anything.

 Worse date: eating a fry-up at Tesco's cafe in Luton.

 

[georgit79]

Kittyglitter, have you actually done that you poor girl?

And bernardo, I think you need to see a doctor about your Horsey Phillips obsession.

[natalie_1982]

Jeez, don't you lot do any work?! Best Date: Drinking champagne on a sunset cruise in Ibiza. Worst Date: Which one? Hmmm. Whichever it inevitably involves copious amounts of alcohol and my making a complete fool of myself :P

[cardboard]

Georgeit, the beach thing sounds great as a date. Any chance of squeezing some sex in before the stroll?

[georgit79]

Why before? Will you be too puffed out to manage it afterwards?

 

And no, natalie_1982, I don't do any work.

[ICEMANSAV]

I had the perfect date lined up with tickets to Paris for the weekend flying from Manchester but whilst I was being so secretive about it and not telling her I forgot to tell her to renew her passport and she couldn't go! d'oh!