Delivery man...

[ummmm]

A delivery man breaks down on the M4 so he flags down Paddy. He says to him....'I've got 6 monkeys in the back. I'll give you �100 if you'll take them to Bristol zoo for me'

Paddy agrees.....

2 hours later he sees Paddy driving in the opposite direction with the monkeys still in the back. He flags him down and shouts across....'I thought I told you to take them to the zoo'

Paddy says....'I did but I have �30 left so now I'm taking them to the pictures'

[squarebear]

I believe this joke was engraved on Oliver Hardy's tombstone :-)

[mrs_overall]

Lol!

I like that one....and it's apt for me as I'm now on day 3 of waiting in for a bloomin' delivery, grrrr!