Silly Irish joke

[Rain Man4500]

Paddy & Murphy come across a girl whose bike has a flat tyre. Murphy leaves Paddy to help her and goes on his way.

A few minutes later, Paddy passes Murphy on the girl's bike.

"What the hell happened?" asks Murphy.

"Well, I fixed her bike and be jaysus she takes her knickers off, lies on the ground and says 'Take what you want big boy!', so I took the bike"

"Good on ye", says Murphy, "I'm sure the knickers wouldn't have fitted ya anyway!".

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oh dear they get worse lol