Talking Clock

[McMouse]

A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. When they made it to the bedroom, they saw a big brass gong next to the bed. "What's a big brass gong doing in your bedroom?" one of the guests asked. "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied. "A talking clock? Seriouslly," asked his astonished friend? "Yup," replied the drunk, "it's a talking clock." "How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it. "Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave it an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, a voice on the other side of the wall screamed, "You ass-hole, it's three o'clock in the morning!"

[squarebear]

This one was around when the Dead Sea was just feeling a bit poorly.

[McMouse]

Will try to improve

[squarebear]

Hehe I'm just kidding. Keep up the good work.

[marval]

lol