Similar to this one:
Two flees meet up in Florida on holiday. "How was your journey?" asks the first. "terrible," says the second. "I hitched a lift in a biker's beard and had cold wind and rain all the way."
"Here's what to do next time," said the first. "Go to that wine bar near you. Find an air hostess. Climb her leg and you'll find somewhere warm to sleep and will get here quickly."
The next year, they meet up again. "How did it go?" asks the first. "Well I did as you said. I found an air hostess. Found that warm place to sleep. But when I woke up I was in that biker's beard again!"