It Will Never Make It To Strictly
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Strange but true..... (I think)
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ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 - CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY! A lady about 8 mths pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite was smiling at her. She moved to another seat and the smile turned to a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused this time. When, on the 4th move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver, who had him arrested. When the case came up in court, the Judge asked the man what he had to say for himself. "Well, your Honour, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweet sign that read, "The Double Mint Twins are coming" and I had to smile. Then she moved and sat under a sign that read "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling" and I just grinned. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that read "William's Big Stick did the trick" and I could hardly contain myself. BUT, your Honour, when she moved the 4th time and sat under a sign that read "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident" I just lost it" CASE DISMISSED! Do you have any "strange, but true" stories?
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No Mercy....just one of my favourite stories that I bring out during dinner with a woman and it loos as though I nhave no chance:
One of my favourite stories of Ned Sherrin was that of when the American Actress Pia Izadorra who was playing the part of Ann Frank in the Broadway musical of the Diary of Ann Frank. She was playing the part so badly that when the Nazis came to the house and demanded to know the whereabouts of Ann Frank, the audience shouted in unison � She�s in the attic!�
One of my favourite stories of Ned Sherrin was that of when the American Actress Pia Izadorra who was playing the part of Ann Frank in the Broadway musical of the Diary of Ann Frank. She was playing the part so badly that when the Nazis came to the house and demanded to know the whereabouts of Ann Frank, the audience shouted in unison � She�s in the attic!�
There was this woman journo, who worked in the City, but lived in one of the suburbs, and her bf was a financier. One day, on the way home, she pulled up outside the newsagent, as she'd run out of ciggs. Her boyfriend asked if she wanted him to go, and she said, "No. I'll only be two minutes. You wait here."
When she got back to the car, he was nowhere to be seen. She waited and waited, wondering where he'd wandered off to, and eventually drove home, expecting him to have gone off in a huff or something. He wasn't at home. 24 hours later, she reported him missing. Days turned into weeks, weeks into months, and so on. It transpired along the way that he'd had several women on the go and was in serious financial debt.
8 years later, no trace of him was ever found. She attended a party and heard a familiar laugh from across the room. She turned to see her ex with his arms around 2 busty blondes. She took a deep breath, marched over to him, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "What are you doing here? I thought I told you to wait in the car!"
When she got back to the car, he was nowhere to be seen. She waited and waited, wondering where he'd wandered off to, and eventually drove home, expecting him to have gone off in a huff or something. He wasn't at home. 24 hours later, she reported him missing. Days turned into weeks, weeks into months, and so on. It transpired along the way that he'd had several women on the go and was in serious financial debt.
8 years later, no trace of him was ever found. She attended a party and heard a familiar laugh from across the room. She turned to see her ex with his arms around 2 busty blondes. She took a deep breath, marched over to him, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "What are you doing here? I thought I told you to wait in the car!"
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