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Humour for Lexophiles

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ailie | 15:38 Sat 18th Apr 2009 | Jokes
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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.

Then it hit me.
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Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old
was resisting a rest.
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

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The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

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To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

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When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

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The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a
small medium at large.

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A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

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A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement.

He became a hardened criminal.
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