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Humour for Lexophiles
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
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Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old
was resisting a rest.
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.
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The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
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To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
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When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
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The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a
small medium at large.
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A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
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A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement.
He became a hardened criminal.
Then it hit me.
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Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old
was resisting a rest.
-----------------------------------------------------
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.
-----------------------------------------------------
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
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To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
------------------------------------------------------
When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
------------------------------------------------------
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a
small medium at large.
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A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
-------------------------------------------------------
A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement.
He became a hardened criminal.
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