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chrisrob | 09:06 Wed 22nd Apr 2009 | Jokes
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* 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
* 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
* 10 cards = 1 decacards
* 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
* 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
* 10 rations = 1 decoration
* 10 millipedes = 1 centipede
* 3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
* 2 monograms = 1 diagram
* 2 wharves = 1 paradox
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lol very good. Not seen that before.
09:08 Wed 22nd Apr 2009
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pedantic note: surely 1 million microphones is simply a phone.
A trillion microphones = 1 megaphone
12:45 Wed 22nd Apr 2009
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also 10 millipedes wouldn't be a centipede.... but being pedantic aside it is funny :)
12:47 Wed 22nd Apr 2009
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Good one lol
18:39 Wed 22nd Apr 2009
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Why wouldn't 10 millipedes be a centipede ?
12:38 Thu 23rd Apr 2009

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