Useful metric conversions

[chrisrob]

* 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
* 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
* 10 cards = 1 decacards
* 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
* 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
* 10 rations = 1 decoration
* 10 millipedes = 1 centipede
* 3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
* 2 monograms = 1 diagram
* 2 wharves = 1 paradox

[squarebear]

lol very good. Not seen that before.

[nightmare]

pedantic note: surely 1 million microphones is simply a phone.
A trillion microphones = 1 megaphone

[ChuckFickens]

also 10 millipedes wouldn't be a centipede.... but being pedantic aside it is funny :)

[marval]

Good one lol

[nightmare]

Why wouldn't 10 millipedes be a centipede ?