Essex girls again

[gelda]

Essex girl driving up the A1.
Her boyfriend rings her to say that he'd heard on the news that a car was travelling in the wrong direction on the A1 and to be very careful.
One she says, there's f*cking hundreds of them.

Essex girl goes into sex shop to buy a vibrator,
The assistant said which one would you like pointing to a display on the wall.
She says I'll have the red one,
Sorry says the assistant, that's a fire extinguisher!

[lesblue]

Essex girl standing in a shop doorway, eating chips. A passer-by says to her: "Excuse me, but your knickers are round your ankles". "Oh", she replies "Where has he gone, then"?

[carrust]

How can you tell when an Essex girl's had an orgasm?

She drops her chips.