The old ones are the best.......what's yours?

[10ClarionSt]

They say the old jokes are the best don't they? Have you got a favourite old joke, really old, that still makes people laugh? Here's one of my favourites. A newly wed couple were lying in bed on their honeymoon night. She's got the most horrible case of Halitosis you could think of, whereas he has the worst smelly, sweaty feet in the world. She says to him, there's something you should know that I've been meaning to tell you. He said, I already know. You've swallowed my socks haven't you?

[mushroom25]

You should've seen the monkey trying to put the cork back...

[Squitty]

Cannibals that can't eat clowns because they taste funny.

[Postdog]

If I could come that way, I wouldn't need a vibrator.

[Daniela36]

Pretentious? Moi?