I No Come Work Today

[McMouse]

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'

The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and ask her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.........




You got nice house'

[marval]

Have heard it, still good though.