Adjectively speaking
There have been only eleven times in history when the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:
11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"
Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10. "What the @#$% was that?"
Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. " Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
General Custer, 1877
8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so @#$ %ing l ook like her!" Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the @#$% are we?" Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" Bill Clinton, 1998
1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this@%#*^ing mad." Saddam Hussein, 2003