oldies but goodies...

[janzman]

A couple of retired admirals were idling the time away in their club with an after dinner cognac... 'Tell me whats the one thing you miss most now youre getting on' says one. '$ex' says the other. 'When was the last time you had $ex' says one 'Along time ago, must have been about 1948'says one ' Not so bad really,says the other, eyeing the mantle clock,its only 2215 now'...

[brenda]

Boom Boom!!!!