ChatterBank5 mins ago
Hard life
One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. A neighbour was so outraged at this, she came over and shouted at the man, "You should be hung!"
To which he calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass!"
To which he calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass!"
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