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A scouser calls the local paper to place an obituary for his late wife.
'Ive only got a fiver, how many words can i have?' He asks, to which the bloke on the other end replies 'that'll get you three words mate'.
The scouser thinks for a minute and says 'OK, just put "Esther is dead"'
The publisher, feeling slightly sorry for the poor scouser, says 'OK mate, i know you're having a tough time, you can have 3 more words for free'
The scouser thinks deeply and says 'OK, put "Esther is dead, Fiesta for sale"