I know there a bit dated ..

[janzman]

I still chuckle forty years on at these.....
Q. How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge
A. Footprints in the butter
Q. How can you tell if an elephant is in your fridge
A. You cant shut the door
Q. How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree
A. Paints his toenails red
and my all time favourite......
Q. How do you know if an elephant is in bed with you
A. He has a big E embroided on his pyjamas
There must be more its over to you......

[Mailmutt]

Gawd, there's so many, dunno if it's been said....

Why do elephants never forget?

Because no-one tells them anything anyway.

[sophie_1003]

sorry! the last one in my list is one I knew anyway if that helps!

[denis567]

How do you know it is night-time in the African jungle? - all the elephants climb the trees.
How do you know when it is day-break in the African jungle? - all the elephants jump out of the trees.
Why does a cobra have a flat head? - he forgot about the elephants

[chrisrob]

A lady looked into the sky.
A pigeon shat into her eye.
"How fortunate," I did espy,
"it is, that elephants don't fly!"