Balls

[marval]

A man entered the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde

The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, 'It's golf balls'.

Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, deeply thinking about what he had said.
After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked:

'Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?

[puternut]

Ouch!

Made me smile tho'

[marray]

Is this the same blond who went for a ride in her bosses Rolls-Royce ? Whilst driving along she was fiddling with the switches etc when she suddenly opened the glove compartment - reaching inside she brought out a handful of plastic golf tees, "What are these for ?" she asked. Casually looking across the boss replied "they are for putting my balls on when I'm driving !" Reply - " blimey Rolls-Royce think of everything..."

[tamborine]

what a handicap ;)

[marval]

Yes, think it must be the same blonde.

This one too.

A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she'd do.

The blonde did so and completely duffed the shot.

The pro said, Your swing is good but you're gripping the club too hard grip the club gently as you would your husband's penis.

The blonde took another shot and nailed the ball 275 yards straight down the fairway.

The pro said That was excellent!! Let's try it again, only this time take the club out of your mouth.