Donate SIGN UP
Home > Jokes > Subject: Fw: International Survey

Subject: Fw: International Survey

Avatar Image
McMouse | 11:29 Mon 29th Jun 2009 | Jokes
3 Answers




Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:-

"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure because of the following:

In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.

In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.

In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.

In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.

In the US they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.


And Finally........................... In England they hung up because they can't understand an Indian accent.
prev Nudist Camp
  
next Larry's in room 232 at the hospital.
Gravatar

Answers

1 to 3 of 3rss feed

Best Answer

No best answer has yet been selected by McMouse. Once a best answer has been selected, it will be shown here.

For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.
Avatar Image marval
HaHa
14:53 Mon 29th Jun 2009
Avatar Image mollykins
Trying not to spoil it - what about australia and New Zealand?
17:02 Fri 03rd Jul 2009
Avatar Image puternut
Been long enough now mollykins..

what about Australia and New Zealand?
11:02 Mon 06th Jul 2009

1 to 3 of 3rss feed

Do you know the answer?

Subject: Fw: International Survey

Answer Question >>

Related Questions

Sorry, we can't find any related questions. Try using the search bar at the top of the page to search for some keywords, or choose a topic and submit your own question.