The family of tomatoes

[marval]

A family of three tomatoes were walking in the high street one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind.

The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says,
"Ketchup!"

[stoofur]

I can hear Uma Thurman saying it now.......

[ll_billym]

Vince: You told it in front of fifty million people and you can't tell it to me? I promise I won't laugh.

Mia: That's what I'm afraid of Vince.

Pure class.