Ridicuous complaints....

[NoMercy]

The following are just a few of the stupid complaints received by the Holiday Complaint Desk:

1. The beach was too sandy...

2. We bought Ray-Ban Sunglasses for 5 euros from a street trader, only to find out that they were fake.

3. No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled....

4. It took us 9 hours to fly to Jamaica. It only took the Americans 3 hours....

5. I compared the size of our 1-bed apt to out friends' 3-bed apt, and ours was significantly smaller....

6. We had to queue outside with no air-conditioning...

7. I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local shop does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts...

8. There are too many Spanish people. The Receptionist speaks Spanish. Too many foreigners...


Have you ever heard a ridiculous complaint? LOL

[Sqad]

NoM....Priceless.......LOL LOL....the Brits at their very best.

[daffy654]

I read them on this site all the time NoMercy.lol
There are some in the LAW section almost daily O_O

[redman41]

Tourist at an African Game Lodge overlooking a Waterhole who spotted a visibly aroused Elephant complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his 'Honeymoon' by making him feel inadequate !!!!!!!! LOL

[NoMercy]

Absolutely, Sqad !!

LOL Redman !

I'll have to go take a look there, Daffy.... lol

[daffy654]

I saw an aroused bull elephant on a nature programme once,I was gobsmacked at the size of his 'appendage' and the fact that they can control it like you would an arm for example.
o_o

I should imagine it would make any man feel inadequate.lol

[redman41]

http://ninjapants.org/files/index.php?image=ai rline%20complaint.jpg
Have a look at this one NoMercy !! Very Funny

[NoMercy]

That's hilarious, Redman !! rofl....

[NoMercy]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/4 344890/Virgin-the-worlds-best-passenger-compla int-letter.html

[redman41]

LOL NoMercy !! It certainly brightens up a dull wet day weather wise !!

[blackietwo]

Never laughed so much for days:) brilliant