I would agree that in general this sort of story isn't funny, but I did have to laugh at the one in the sun a few years back. (not because I thought the act was funny though)
Moral of the story is, if your going to do anything untoward then doing it right next to a main railway line is probably not the best choice of location!
Sqad,i'm really not in the mood for verbal sparring tonight.I am awaiting news of a friend who is in a coma on life support and have been trying to keep my mind off it,i'm not thinking particularly straight right now.
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