two dwarves

[tonyav]

go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their seperate hotel rooms. the first dwarf is unable to get an erection and his depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, all he could hearis his little friend shouting, '' here i come .... one, two, three.....uuh!'' in the morning, the second dwarf asks the first , '' how did it go ?'' the first mutters, '' it was so embarrassing. i simply couldn't get a hard on.''
the second dwarf shook his head. '' you think thats embarrassing i couldn't even get on the f@cking bed. ''

[redcrx]

i heard that years ago, a longer version but same joke.

Love it lol