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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around looking for valuables, when a voice in the darkness said "Jesus is watching you" He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off and froze on the spot..After a minute he shook his head and continued to look around the room. Again he heard "Jesus is watching you" Freaked out he shone is light and the beam came to rest on a parrot in a cage, "Did you just say that?" he asked the bird. "Yep" was the reply "I`m just trying to warn you that Jesus is watching you"
The burglar relaxed, "And who the heck do you think you are?" he said.
"Moses" said the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
"The kind of people that would name a ferocious dog
"Jesus"
"Christ" screamed the burglar.
The burglar relaxed, "And who the heck do you think you are?" he said.
"Moses" said the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
"The kind of people that would name a ferocious dog
"Jesus"
"Christ" screamed the burglar.
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