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One eye and one ear
A policeman was interrogating three blondes who were training to become detectives.
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.
"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He would be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "For goddness sake, what’s the matter with you two? Of course, only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "Now think hard before giving me a stupid answer. This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmmmm...The suspect wears contact lenses..."
The policeman is surprised and speechless... "Wow! I can't believe it it's True! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?”
"That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.
"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He would be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "For goddness sake, what’s the matter with you two? Of course, only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "Now think hard before giving me a stupid answer. This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmmmm...The suspect wears contact lenses..."
The policeman is surprised and speechless... "Wow! I can't believe it it's True! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?”
"That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
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