Best reasons to allow drinking on the job.

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1. It's an incentive to show up

2. It reduces stress

3. It leads to more honest communications

4. It reduces complaints about low pay

5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover

6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear

7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter

8. It encouraging carpooling

9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care

10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work

11. It makes fellow employees look better

12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better

13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they have had a couple of drinks

14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable

And if you thought you were sober read this and think again.

Sotally Tober.

Starkle starkle little twink
who the hell you are I think
I'm not under what you call
the alcofluence of incohol
I'm just a little slort of sheep
I'm not drunk like tinkle peep
I don't know who is me yet
but the drunker I stand here
the longer I get
just give me one more drink
to fill me cup
Cuz I got all day sober
to Sunday up.