Friday chuckle...please!!

[Bobbisox]

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads to the

docks once more for old times' sake.

He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a

guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks,

" How am I doing "?

The prostitute replies,

"Well old sailor, you're doing about 3 knots".

Three knots he asks, "What's that supposed to mean ?"

She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot

getting your money back!

[ladybird49]

Brilliant lol

[pericat]

What did you say his name was ? LOL

[DEN53]

Joy - I have just spit my coffee all over the keyboard for laughing .............ha ha ha ha