As requested by 'Another view'

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Marval is close to tears at the police station.
"Whats the matter sir?" enquires the constable on duty.
Between sobs Marval explains, "Well, for the last year I've been travelling to work on a camel, in fact I go everywhere on it and now its been stolen from outside work"
"Oh dear" says the helpful PC, "Well perhaps if we took some details we can then go about looking for it. So, how many humps has it got?"
"Two" answers Marval.
"Good. Colour?"
"Brown"
"Good. Sex?"
"Oh Im not really sure" says our man.
"Come along sir you must know what sex your camel was"
"No, I dont I've never thought about it before!
"Well there must be something you can think of to give you a clue sir?"
After some moments thinking, Marval beams and announces "It's a female! Definitely"
"How can you be sure sir?"
"Well, every morning when I ride past the building site, one of the workers always shouts out, "Hey! Look at the c**t on that camel!"

[marval]

lol, I love it, best giggle of the week.