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A farmer gets a call from his son who says, '' Dad I've just run over a pig. I'ts still alive, but stuck under the tractor. What should i do ?'' '' Shoot it and bury it.'' Replies the farmer. About an hour later, he gets another call. Ok, I've done that. Now what should i do with his speed camera ?''
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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big boobs.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big boobs.
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I put this in last year.
Little Tommy on a farm, runs inside..."Mummy, the bulls 'king the cow!"
"No Tommy, you must be polite & say the bulls surprising the cow"
Later Tommy runs in again...
"Mummy, the bulls surprising all the cows!"
"No Tommy, the bull can't surprise all the cows?"
"Yes he can, he's 'king the horse!"
Little Tommy on a farm, runs inside..."Mummy, the bulls 'king the cow!"
"No Tommy, you must be polite & say the bulls surprising the cow"
Later Tommy runs in again...
"Mummy, the bulls surprising all the cows!"
"No Tommy, the bull can't surprise all the cows?"
"Yes he can, he's 'king the horse!"
