Afternoon chuckle.

[tonyav]

A farmer gets a call from his son who says, '' Dad I've just run over a pig. I'ts still alive, but stuck under the tractor. What should i do ?'' '' Shoot it and bury it.'' Replies the farmer. About an hour later, he gets another call. Ok, I've done that. Now what should i do with his speed camera ?''

[redman41]

PC Plod is coming to arrest you tonyav ! lol

[tonyav]

He usually does redman. lol

[ummmm]

pmsl...

[carrust]

Another afternoon chuckle.

Man & wife are in bed together.
"I do wish my boobs were larger," she sighed at him.
"Why not try rubbing 'em with toilet paper?" he answered.
"Will it make them bigger?" She inquired enthusiastically.
"It worked on your arse!" He said with a chuckle.

[tonyav]

Heard that one before carrust, it's good though aint it lol.

[carrust]

That Stephen Gateley joke hasn't been pulled yet. tonytav

[A.Guest]

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big boobs.

[tonyav]

Your lucky car rust, If I had have posted it I doubt if it would have lasted 10 secs. lol

[Bobbisox]

pmsl...@tony, I have one but the bugger exceeds the 200 characters allowed...
Bobbi

[tonyav]

Can't you prune it down a bit, Bobbi.

[Bobbisox]

wil try tony..lol

[tonyav]

I understand that ahmskunnirt. lol

[Bobbisox]

nope too long and I ain't bloody typing it!!!
LOL

[tonyav]

Come on Bobbi it would take to long.

[A.Guest]

Bobbi - copy and paste it into two posts

Come on - you know you want to!

[redman41]

A.Guest ! Very good. Think DixieGal is the one for us with 48DD's ... lol

[A.Guest]

redman - Very good. DixiGal IS the one for us. lol

[tonyav]

She sounds like she could be the one for me with ginormous bazoomas like thay. LOL

[carrust]

I put this in last year.

Little Tommy on a farm, runs inside..."Mummy, the bulls 'king the cow!"
"No Tommy, you must be polite & say the bulls surprising the cow"
Later Tommy runs in again...
"Mummy, the bulls surprising all the cows!"
"No Tommy, the bull can't surprise all the cows?"
"Yes he can, he's 'king the horse!"