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Bobbisox | 10:30 Sun 25th Oct 2009 | ChatterBank
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A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.

The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."

The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.

The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."

The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings."


The bear goes to the end of the bar and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.


The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."


The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."











The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate."
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no danger there
but at least i dared to look

Am I right ?
I\'m not wrong !
Not bad Bobbi, but I'm sure you can do better ?.
Joy.......LOL.......LOL........LOL........LOl Barbitchuate..........LOL LOL LOL LOL
lol.....keep 'em coming BobbisoX (big X 'cause some duffers are mean with your x) ;c)
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Tamborine, what are duffers?
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do I care...lol
not at all!!!!
Morning sqads me dear and tamb, poodi and andthensome
errrm, Johnny 5, do I recognize ya or what...lol
tony, give a girl a break, I'm tryin'??? some might say very tryin' pmsl
Morning bobbi, i forgot to add, Great joke! But what are these "Duffers" Are we plagued on this site by the infamous narnian invisible dwarfs?

Duffer (Narnia), invisible dwarfs in the Chronicles of Narnia.
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I like duffers...lol
do they laugh?
Well if they do they're invisible we can cue a lot of people thinking they've gone mad!
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I like your analogy of a duffer thensome!
I suppose im a bit of an abstract thinker bobbisox!
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still funny tho' I like that type of thinking
he-he...see, I just can't stop!!
After you've finished, ill have some of what you were smoking! lol!
Duffers = unsportsmen; those who wont play the game

http://ingolfwetrust....Duffer%27s+Guide.aspx

I dont grass but you were refused an x from an earlier poster/duffer!
Refused a X, If only the poster could see me then maybe they'll regret that decision! Then again maybe they'd laugh and point for hours! lol!
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was I refused tamb, or did do the refusing lol

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