Crosswords1 min ago
That Includes The Entertainment
These two rather deaf octogenarian men in Blackpool decide to go into a pub for a drink.
One man goes for an empty table and the other goes to the bar to order the drinks.
Old Man: “Two pints of bitter please”
Barman: “That’ll be £19.50 squire” he says, trying his luck.
Old Man: “Whats’ that you say?”
Barman: “THAT’S £19.50 SIR”
Old Man: “£19.50, for two pints of bitter” he gasps in astonishment at the price.
Barman: “£19.50 mate, take it or leave it”
Old Man: “It’s a bit much for two drinks”
Barman: “Yes, but that includes the entertainment”
Old Man: “Who’s the entertainment? Is it Joe Longthorne?"
Barman: “No it’s not Joe Longthorne”
Old Man: “Who is it then?”
Barman: “Oh it’s just some Country & Western”
Old Man: “OK I’ll just take them” noticing a queue forming behind him.
The old man then returns to his mate at the nearby table still miffed at the prices.
1st Old Man: “That cost me £19.50 for these”
2nd Old Man: “£19.50, that's a lot for two drinks”
1st Old Man: “Yes, but that includes the entertainment”
2nd Old Man: “Who’s the entertainment? Is it Joe Longthorne?”
1st Old Man: “No it’s not Joe Longthorne”
2nd Old Man: “Well who is it then?” he asks.
1st Old Man: “It’s just some cc uu nn tt from Preston”.
One man goes for an empty table and the other goes to the bar to order the drinks.
Old Man: “Two pints of bitter please”
Barman: “That’ll be £19.50 squire” he says, trying his luck.
Old Man: “Whats’ that you say?”
Barman: “THAT’S £19.50 SIR”
Old Man: “£19.50, for two pints of bitter” he gasps in astonishment at the price.
Barman: “£19.50 mate, take it or leave it”
Old Man: “It’s a bit much for two drinks”
Barman: “Yes, but that includes the entertainment”
Old Man: “Who’s the entertainment? Is it Joe Longthorne?"
Barman: “No it’s not Joe Longthorne”
Old Man: “Who is it then?”
Barman: “Oh it’s just some Country & Western”
Old Man: “OK I’ll just take them” noticing a queue forming behind him.
The old man then returns to his mate at the nearby table still miffed at the prices.
1st Old Man: “That cost me £19.50 for these”
2nd Old Man: “£19.50, that's a lot for two drinks”
1st Old Man: “Yes, but that includes the entertainment”
2nd Old Man: “Who’s the entertainment? Is it Joe Longthorne?”
1st Old Man: “No it’s not Joe Longthorne”
2nd Old Man: “Well who is it then?” he asks.
1st Old Man: “It’s just some cc uu nn tt from Preston”.
Answers
Best Answer
Nobody has yet answered this question. Once some answers have been given, Fanriffic will be able to select one answer as the best. Once a best answer has been selected, it will be shown here.
For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.There are no answers available for this question.
