A woman farts

[123everton]

A woman is in a jeweller's shop admiring a large diamond ring.
As she leans down for a closer look a big fart lets rip.
Hoping no-one had noticed she asks "how much is that one?"
"Madam" the jeweller replies "if you farted looking at it, you'll s h i t yourself when I tell you the price."

[Bbbananas]

That reminds me of my mate Lil....