How to get barred from B&Q

[marval]

Method 1

Gordon Barking was today barred from B&Q shops in the south of England. As he entered the store in Portsmouth the man on the door greeted him by asking if he wanted decking. Gordon, luckily, got the first punch in.


Method 2

When asked if there was a B&Q in Dublin O' Flaherty said he didn't know but that there were two D's in Dundalk.

[redman41]

Ha Ha ! Good methods !