if I made the rules..

[sara3]

prison sentences would be served in full.

women's sanitary products would be free.

big name music acts would perform in my garden every few weeks. Prince first.

hair and make up people would come in to sort me out every day.

chocolate, cream and butter would be really good for you :o)


and for you? (nothing too heavy please, this is Saturday night in chatterbank!)

[Sachs]

I'll go for that sara! ;0)

[NoMercy]

If I made the rules, wine would flow out of springs just like water does...

[Krypton27]

and the clock would stop for a few years

[dothawkes31]

all of the above plus:
Petrol attendants dressed as airpline pilots filled our cars instead of self service

Cheese was also good for you

Shoes were free of VAT and formed part of an annual allowance claimed every new years eve for all women.

[sara3]

oh yes, I could have a Rioja tap!

dot.. airline pilots? is this a uniform thing?

[jno]

any reason why razors for men shouldn't be free if tampons are? I wouldn't like the NHS to start thing menstruation was an illness.

[stokemaveric]

i would introduce a 6 day weekend with a sunday a bank holiday every week.....

[sara3]

stoke, that's an excellent plan!

jno.. yep, I guess razors come under the same rule ;o)

[NoMercy]

If I made the rules, oenophiles would get a winter wine allowance just like the oaps get winter fuel allowance :-)))

[ruthann58]

tia maria and chocolate would be free

[sara3]

I had to Google that, NM ;o)

ruthann, agreed.

and there should be women only bars where you get free drink served by (male) hunks, and cake, chocolate, etc.. with some decent films showing