Knock, knock jokes. Whatever happened to them?

[bookbinder]

A recent posting from Answerprancer hasn't shed any light on the problem, so I'll start the ball rolling.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor message from your wife.

Surely someone can do better than this?

[heathfield]

Our local evening paper regularly prints 'knock knock' jokes in a kids section. Most of them are too awful to repeat. I still like Dawn French's one...

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Interrupting Cow.
The interup...
MOO!

[marval]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who ?
I didn't realise you were some kind of of nut.

[barmy]

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Who?
There's no need to cry

[Bbbananas]

doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Oh just pull yourself together.

[craft1948]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Peter
Peter who?
Peter night before you go to bed..................

[yogi-bear]

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Yoda!
Yoda who?
Yoda leh ee-hoooo!..........Yoda leh whoo who!

:0)

[craft1948]

you may laugh salla.........if it wasn't for blinds it would be curtains for all of us.....

[zzxxee]

knock knock
whos there?
atish
atish who
bless you

[Sachs]

craft, that mad me laugh!

[Bbbananas]

Me too - it was better than mine !!

[yogi-bear]

^^^Thats why i fancy the knickers off her.........she's pure class, that crafty x

[bookbinder]

Well, thanks to all of you. The knock-knock joke is not dead, after all. Maybe it's just having a snooze!

[Answerprancer]

(not quite the same the non-interactive way but...)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Big ish
Big ish who?
Sorry mate ..haven't got any change on me.

[Jemisa]

Go to Google type in Knock Knock Jokes and you'll get hundreds.

[benny3008]

Knock Knock,
Whos there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Whos There?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Whos there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange ya glad id didn't say banana again!

[jackthehat]

My favourite 'knock knock' joke needs the participation of a friend.........

You : I have a brilliant 'knock knock' joke..........but YOU need to start it off.
Friend : Okay. "Knock knock".
You : Who's there...............?

Made me laugh, anyway.......................:o(

[zzxxee]

knock knock
whos there?
police
police who?
police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes

[society]

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter minute while I tie my shoelaces.

[bookbinder]

Thanks again to everyone! I shall send these to my wife's brother-in-law. He's not been well of late, and these knock-knockers are just his type of humour.