Ladies & Gentleman I leave you tonight with this....

[Bbbananas]

A Uni Professor was giving a lecture on 'involuntary muscle contractions' to 1st year med students. It was not the most riveting of subjects & most students looked bored & yawning so he decided to lighten the mood. He pointed to a young woman in the front row & asked "Do you know what your @rseh0le is doing while you're having an 0rgasm?"
She replied "Probably fishing with his mates....."

it took 40 minutes to restore order to the lecture theatre...

(Doc.... take heed...!)

[Barmaid]

with that kind of spirit, you'll be just fine Salla.

See you soon. xxxxxx

[Barmaid]

sod it, I mentioned alcohol again...........

[mccfluff]

lol that's a good one,

and i know there will be stories..........

i will try to have an adventure or two to keep you amused when your back...

[pericat]

good luck and best wishes

[Bbbananas]

Oh please fluff... can it involve mushrooms and/or northern soul nights (or was that someone else?!)

Bar - please, I am now craving red wine.

Vibra - sweetie xx

[mccfluff]

nooo that was me, i'll do me best, got a kings of lean tribute on friday i'm sure something will go t!ts up

and with that i'm over and out xx

[Jan1957]

Love it salla. You'll be fine love and hope to see you back soon. xx

[Bbbananas]

Kings of Lean? Are they the skinny brothers of the Leon Kings?

(Don't let your chicken fillets fall out of your bra and slap on the floor in front of everybody... it's embarrassing - I know, it happened to me...)

[pericat]

jeez woman - what are you doing keeping your dinner in your underwear - trying to cook it ?