YOU MAY BE IN THE TALIBAN IF..."

[McMouse]

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your aras e with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You've often uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."
10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.
12. You have a crush on your neighbor's goat.

[BBBE99]

Funny and potentially true...
I especially like the contradictions (Bacon is dirty, wipe Poo with hand)...
I giggled...

[tamborine]

13.have a rag head
14. have child bride (paedo)
15. solar lappy
16. dont know what cement & paint is for
17. Dont know of other plants besides poppies

[tamborine]

18. abuse animals
19. abuse females
20. wife beater
21. have slaves
22. think your God's desciple

[tamborine]

23. Know about DSS in UK
24. Know how to obtain false passport/visas/driving licence/qualifications
25. Claim to not speak english but understand all above
26. Know your human rights but not for others
27. Now learned if your kids are educated in Europe & UK you have residency rights & free housing